Friday, January 13, 2006

Canon In Electric Guitar

"Oh yes, the boy can play."

Google vid - unknown guitar player.

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OK, that's probably all until Sunday.

Suddenly, All Drugs Are Legal.




















This week's B3ta image challenge - some great stuff

Rubber Urinal Suit




















"This heavyweight one piece suit has a complete moulded urinal attached at the front of the suit. The urinal has a drain inside with a stop like a real urinal!!!"

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Salem Love Spells

"Gay Love Spells - Attracted to someone of the same sex? Or attracted to someone that is straight and want them to be Gay? Our Gay love spell will help!"

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Obsessive Compulsive Action Figure




















"Packaged with a sanitary, hypo-allergenic towelette to clean off the figure before you touch it."
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Friday the 13th

From Wikipedia

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Unusual Deaths

"In Prague, Czechoslovakia, a woman who leapt out of a third-floor window after learning of her husband's unfaithfulness. The husband, entering the building just as she jumped, broke her fall. She survived. He died on the spot (unverified). "

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100-downloads.com

"Top-100 essential downloads of free software & freeware for Windows XP."

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Your Name In Numbers

I have to say that this analysis on my name is the most wildly inaccurate description of me I can ever imagine.

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Historic Telephone Ads




















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Vatican Secret Archives

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OK, back to work once more.

Calanders Through The Ages

KookieChow












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Flamed Pedal Cars















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Useless Japanese Inventions

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Skull Toilet Brush




















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Quick Vibrating Lockpick













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Celebrity Cannabis Consumers

Almighty Gaylords

"Explaining, Documenting and Defining One of Chicago's Most Well Known Gangs."

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Lipstick Shape - Personality Test




















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End Of The Line














A photo essay about how Bangladeshi folks dismantle supertankers.
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How To Tear Phone Books
















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A Hobbit Dollhouse









This photo of the outside doesn't do it justice but see the other pics of the inside. Fantastic if obsessional.
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OK, I'm off back to work. A few more posts later.

Nite Owl Shots

"....alcoholic energy drink that belches out smoke. "

But you buy a glowing tray then shove some dry ice in a shot glass to get the above.

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PseudoDictionary

"...the place where words you've made up can become part of an actual online dictionary! slang, webspeak, colloquialisms...you name it, if you know a word that should be in the dictionary but isn't, submit it and we'll post it on this site"

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The Baker Street Journal

Subscription journal about Sherlock but has great stuff freely available in the archives.

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Plastic Radios
















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Dream Anatomy




















Fantastic anatomical illustrations from the past
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5000 Hams For My 5000th post

Not me but someone from b3ta.

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Boeing 777 World Record Flight

Nice Flash site explaining the details of the world record flight from Hong Kong to Heathrow non stop.

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Things In Rubbers














Things like these pink and white marshmallows and other goodies like bacon and fish heads
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Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Hardly-Rideable-Web-Site




















And what a nice bunch of lads they are - that's Kev pictured above. Yes, I know he's Hardly Rideable but the sites actually about stripped down scooters or something.
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And so endeth today's lesson. Hopefully, I'll be back to schedule tomorrow. Thanks for being patient.

How To Carry Things On Your Bike

So there is something useful on the internets after all. Just need to buy a bike!

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Wolo Wolf Whistle

"Easy to install in any 12 volt vehicle. 103 decibels."

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Incredible Adventures

MiGs Over Moscow, Zero Gravity, Space Flight Training and other macho dreams realised

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GookBox

"Gookbox maintains your music collection in your gmail account, streams your music directly from your mailbox even caching it for times you become offline."

I may just have found a reason to use my gmail account.

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Kanji for Tattoos

This'll help to prevent you getting a tat which you think says Peace And Love To The World in Japanese but which actually says Feckin' Focker Fae Fettercairn

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Psychedelic Art














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20-sided Fuzzy Dice Danglers















...for your rear view mirror. These were shite the first time round when they only had six faces.
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The Illustrated Jules Verne




















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Dog Robot Thing




















Follow the instructions and build your own! (It's 9ft 4in, btw)
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Museum of Menstruation















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The Manifesto Of Forbidden Truth

"Welcome! This is The Manifesto of Forbidden Truth, the most unique and dangerous web site on planet earth. Here, within these pages, all of your most sacred societal Myths, Dogmas, Doctrines, Delusions, Derangements, and Brainwashings will be stripped to the bone and torn asunder, to be replaced by the Forbidden Truths that I shall graciously reveal."

And the band played....

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Copiced Hazel Bench











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Blogger Problem

Sorry - I tried to post earlier but got the following message.

"Blogger Problem

This server is currently experiencing a problem. An engineer has been notified and will investigate.

Status code: 1-500-11"

I'll post what I can just now but time's limited.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

A Psychologist Takes Drugs

"In just about every human society there has ever been, people have used dangerous drugs - but most have developed rituals that bring an element of control or safety to the experience. In more primitive societies, it is shamans and healers who control the use of dangerous drugs, choose appropriate settings in which to take them and teach people how to appreciate the visions and insights that they can bring.
In our own society, criminals control all drug sales. This means that users have no way of knowing exactly what they are buying and no-one to teach them how to use these dangerous tools."

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A Novel Method For The Removal Of Ear Cerumen















They use a Super Soaker Max-D 5000
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Superman is a Dick





















Lots of crazy superhero covers
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Internet Dog Feeder















"I had installed two webcams in order to wirelessly watch and talk to my dog while away with Skype. In this case, I built the internet dog feeder because it was the next logical step."

Nice write up. I'd do the same but I'm soft too.
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Fantasy Coach

Donkey Sex Needs One More

"100 carrots/hour and additional 50/apples hour if donkey responds to "Eeyore""

Heh heh

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The Ultimate Taxi














Perhaps it is but I'd rather have a barbed wire enema than take a trip in this thing.
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Instructions For Meeting Time Travellers

"By following the directions in this booklet, you'll provide your time visitor with a legal document detailing instructions to determine the when & where, the time & locations of a projected visit........SIGNED, SEALED & DELIVERED BY YOU, the how is up to them! "

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EUROBAD '74













"...an exhibition of Europe's worst interiors of 1974"
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How To Make A Simple BFO Metal Detector

Hmmm, don't know about simple but I don't mix well with electronics of any description.

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World's Largest Bible

"When laid open, the Bible measures 43.5 inches tall and 98 inches wide. Closed, the spine is 34 inches thick. The book has 8,048 pages and weighs in at 1,094 pounds."

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Airline Baggage Labels




















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Back to work yet again - more later.

Tubthumper



















Play your music in the garden - then wait for the ASBO
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Abusive Stamps




















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Pooch Island

The story of an amusement park told in Flash. Superb.

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Bottles In Translation













"Each 32 ounce Nalgene bottle has over 100 of the most commonly used words and phrases printed directly on each bottle."

No need for a phrasebook, then. Just wheek out your bottle.
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Dancesafe Drug Info Cards




















Harm reduction info cards - haven't looked at the info too closely but the cards themselves are very nice. Can be downloaded in various formats or purchased direct.
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Monday, January 09, 2006

Feta Pet










Own a pet that's never been born! (You sick bastard!)
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Wordsearch Puzzle Generator

If you like such things. Nice implementation, though.

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The Corporation

"THE CORPORATION explores the nature and spectacular rise of the dominant institution of our time. Footage from pop culture, advertising, TV news, and corporate propaganda, illuminates the corporation's grip on our lives."

Multi award-winning documentary that'll change the way you think. It's now on Google vid. A must watch.

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Google Dog Collar




















Ah, but will it help when your searching for Fido?
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Isaac Asimov Book Covers




















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thebar.com

Jack, the world's most personable virtual barman.

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Mannequins - Display Dummies











Cos you never know when it'll come in handy.
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Aargh!

How do you spell Aargh?

I've got similar problem with that ancient Scots word "keech," meaning shite. I reckon it should be keegh. I'll need to find an onine Scots dictionary.

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Case Closed

"Here you'll find profiles of infamous crimes and criminals, and how forensic science helps to solve crimes."

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How To Knit A Sweater For A Wee Penguin











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Dyke Dolls




















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Wake Me Up At Stickers




















Totally useless if your on a bus to Bumfuck, Bedfordshire or somewhere.
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OK more later - must return to work

Copyright Traps

"...they insert bits of wholly fictitious information that, if it turns up in the competition’s pages, can be used as proof. "

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Grandiloquent Dictionary

"This is the result of an ongoing project to collect and distribute the most obscure and rare words in the English language. It also contains a few words which do not have equivalent words in English. At present, the dictionary contains approximately 2300 words, though it is constantly growing."

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Barbie - The Intolerence Collection

I may have posted this site before - ah well.

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The Hung Society

"The Model for many later Chinese secret societies including today's tongs and triads."

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Myspace Deaths

Sunday, January 08, 2006

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Handshaking: Grasp the Meaning
















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Firefox Problems

Seems it's not just me having some probs with the new Firefox. I'm having exactly the same problems as J Walk, except I don't run any extensions. Ah well, it's still miles better than IE.

Mosaic Tile Guide
















"Here at Mosaic Tile Guide you will find all the information you ever needed to know about creating your very own mosaic tile masterpieces!"

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Historic Cities

"This site contains maps, literature, documents, books and other relevant material concerning the past, present and future of historic cities and facilitates the location of similar content on the web."
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This site contains maps, literature, documents, books and other relevant material concerning the past, present and future of historic cities and facilitates the location of similar content on the web.

Surfari Skate




















An underwater skateboard type thing
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Pimp Cups















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WiFi-SM

"WiFi-SM is an Internet connected wireless device that you can fix on any part of your body. It automatically detects the information from approximately 4,500 news sources worldwide updated continuously and analyses them looking for specific keywords such as death, kill, murder, torture, rape, war, virus etc.. Each time the text of the news contains one of these keywords, your WiFi-SM device is activated through the Wi-Fi network and provides you with an electric impulse. This impulse is calibrated so that you can feel a certain amount of pain, but is completely safe.

Lower your guilt complex !
OR GET REFUND"

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What Can I Say?


An essential for any blog. Adds a certain gravitas.
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Hyperwords

"Today we can navigate the web through the routes others have chosen for us: through web-links. Hyperwords™ allow you to interact with all the words on the web. "

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Google Klingon









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USB Dog Tags














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Condom In Hazelnut

M-LAW’s Annual Wacky Warning Label Contest.

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Athletes And Their Tattoos