Friday, December 02, 2005

World Condom Project

Excellent!

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OK, see you Sunday. Have a good weekend.

History of the Torpedo The Early Days

Julie Andrews/Adolf Hitler

What can I say?

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Vodka in a Tube

Just what it says - looks like you're drinking toothpaste.

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RentMySon

"Our goal is to provide reliable child-rental services in a fun and safe environment."

Today's second FFS

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The Beer Belly

"A removable spare tire that serves a stealth beverage"

FFS - funny though.

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Mystical Soup

Tarot, astrology, crystal balls, oiuja bords and the like

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One Red Paperclip

I shouldn't really post this as everywhere you look today has it.

Good, though.

"I want to trade this one red paperclip with you for something bigger or better, maybe a pen, a spoon, or perhaps a boot. If you promise to make the trade I will come and visit you, wherever you are, to trade. I'm going to make a continuous chain of 'up trades' until I get a house.

After several trades, I now have a snowmobile."

Look at the trades via the piccy links at the left

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Banana Cell Phone Cover

Blogger won't let me post pictures again.

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Fox News Through History
















If Fox news had reported on moments of world history...

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Join Bill O'Reilly's Blacklist

From Huffington Post - classic - I've signed up.

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Snow Chrystals


















"....all about snow crystals and snowflakes"

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Hand Bookbindings




















"211 exhibits in 26 groups showing genres and structures"

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JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank














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Some more in an hour or so.

Real Photo Postcards













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Gargoyle Postcards



















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Skull Track Jacket













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Weird Words

Thursday, December 01, 2005

K-Tel Classics

















The horror of it.

"As advertised on TV"

No kiddin' Sherlock.

FFS again (that's two today)

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Office In A Bucket

Nice one. This could be used to get round the ban on smoking in pubs (but keep those ciggies away from the walls.)

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Penile Plethysmograph

"The machine costs about $8,000 and was first developed in Czechoslovakia to prevent draft dodgers from claiming they were gay just to avoid military duty. "

It's a lie detector for yer willie - huh!

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BuzzTrainer - USB Shock Therapy Gadget




















"Through the use of small electric shocks administered through the wrist strap, the BuzzTrainer is guaranteed to improve your PC skills, help you restrain specific behaviors, or control PC addiction"

FFS

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Easy Google Genealogy Searcher

"The Easy Genealogy Google Searcher puts advanced Google features on one page with suggested keywords and advice about how each feature is useful for genealogy searches. Learn the many possibilities Google offers for genealogy research and become a genealogy Google expert. "

Need time to explore this but it looks very promising.

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The 360 Degree LED Television














Wow - bit big for my "study"

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drawpic

Animated music vid directed by Aberdeen's very own Annie Lennox - fab.

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Assassinations Foretold in Moby Dick!

Another one of those crazy sites where they think important messages or predictions can be found in code in books. It's usually the Bible but here's Moby Dick (not a sexually transmitted infection.)

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The Twelve Days of Christmas
























"Estimated price of '12 Days of Christmas' gift list up sharply due to gas, gold prices and bird flu."

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A Band Of Elves














"Why elves? Well, we believe everyone can make a positive difference in the lives of those around them. We all need a bit of playful magic in life. So we're elven."

So there.

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The ElectriClerk




















This is a 1988 Macintosh SE in a 1923 Underwood typewriter, believe it or not.

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Black Bog Roll




















Brown and Black
Should Get The Sack

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ButterWizard

A fantastic invention to keep your butter spreadable. Links to similar or related products are also in the comments.

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Tree Trunk Carvings




















These are carvings from living trees, or at least trees which still have roots in the ground. Brilliant.

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OrlyOwls




















Don't ask me, how would I know?

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Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Lord Mart

"What would Jesus buy?"

Heh heh

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Holographic Key Chains

"...with your name on a grain of rice."

Would you buy anything from a website as bad as this?

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Niger Val Dub - Kenneth III of Scotland

I never knew we had a black king all those years ago.

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Just Superb Photography














By Louise Tanguay. This one is Winter but check the other galleries

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Building A Snowboard

Nice blow- by- blow account of some guy building a snowboard - too complicated for my limited talents.

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Strawberry Pop-Tart Blow-Torches

Colditz Castle

World's Finest Partyers...















Many more truly weird galleries

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Penn Jillette On Cheating At Poker

The Sims Music Video














Google Vid - Superb

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Greenwich Village Photos




















Very atmospheric

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Naughty Nads Bikini Design Kit



















"Bikini designs are Landing Strips, Bermuda Triangle, Heart and Thunderstruck."

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OK, back to work again. I'll manage a few later if my internet connection remains OK.

Dead Kitty Art

I kid you not.

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Panda Dog















Shhh - it's actually dyed - how pathetic is that!

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Steam Whistles

We Don't Need Your Revolution...Just Your Stencils















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Electric Clothing Stain Remover

"Remove spaghetti sauce, coffee spills, blood, and blacktop dirt with the Sonic Stain Remover"

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Back online but it's pretty flaky

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Sorry

Can't connect via my ISP-doing this via wife's laptop which connects via 3G, so can't do any posts this way.

Hope it's sorted soon but the ISP is BT Yahoo...enough said.

Chi WaveGuard




















Lost yer tin foil hat?

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OK, rushing back to work as usual. More later.

Animal Families




















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streetmattress




















Pictures of abandoned mattresses!

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Linda's Fractals
















Very nice

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Vintage Animation Art















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ReverendRainbow

I think this is about tee shirts but who can tell?

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Monday, November 28, 2005

Hooah Energy Bar









"The world's most powerful military has devoted its considerable resources to making an energy bar, and the results are impressive. HOOAH! bars pack a wallop of balanced nutrition and taste good, too."

Aye, right.

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Amusement Device That Senses Odorous Gases in a Bathroom




















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Doogle

"The Feckin' Search Engine Of Ireland"

Heh heh

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Textbook Revolution!

"In response to the textbook industry’s constant drive to maximize profits instead of educational value, I have started this collection of the existing free textbooks and educational tools available online."

Superb idea.

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Scottish Landscape Photos














Great photos by Douglas Salteri of God's own country, though I confess some bias.

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World War Three Seen Through Soviet Eyes















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Psyride

Old and hippy-ish Flash - worth a repost.

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Transformers Suits













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Surgical Instruments From Ancient Rome















Ouch!

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EcoSphere















"It borders nearly on a miracle. This is the original EcoSphere, the world first completely in itself closed ecological system - one complete miniature world, the only mini aquarium developed from a transfer of technology of NASA. "

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Sweet Wrappers








From all over the world

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C-ICE - Swiss Cannabis Ice Tea

Just cos it's got hemp in it? Bollox! Marketers attempt to strike again.

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Papercraft BMWs










Brilliant

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Right, having a bad day! Must get back to work - more later.

Bottle Digger

Volcano World

More than you'll ever need to know - fascinating.

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Toilet Seat Art Museum
















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Sunday, November 27, 2005

The Physics Textbook

Amazing resource

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Solar Spark Lighter
















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Someone Doesn't Like The Movies

..or at least the people who also go there.

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The Knitted Wedding

Everything is knitted.

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Skorts




















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Millions If Tiny Spiders















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How to Hypnotize a Chicken

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..and more here

Virtual Cave

Solution Caves, Lava Tubes, Sea Caves, Erosional Caves

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Toiletiquette




















Bloody cheek of it!

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Goon Show Preservation Society

Writing Off A Lambo: The Complete How To Guide

Vin Diesel Facts

To attain inner peace, Vin Diesel eats Buddhists.

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Don't Bomb Us - A Blog By Al Jazeera Staffers

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Also Boris Johnson has threatened to publish the memo(s) in the Spectator and many others also.

How To Make Wine Out of Grape Juice

I wouldn't drink this but hey...

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A La Carte

Everything, absolutely everything, you wanted to know about French cooking. I'm off to find some snails!

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Scented Wax Dipped Teddy Bear

How to..

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