Friday, November 11, 2005

Yoda The Dog



















Couldn't resist posting this pic

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eBaum's World As Seen By Something Awful

Nice Flash thingy

Link

via - everywhere

OK, see ya Sunday

TINY MUSIC MAKERS: Pt 1: The 'Intel Inside' chimes

Jekyll and Hyde Spirits













Strange

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High Fructose Corn Syrup

I don't need to say anything.

Link

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Japan's Whaling Fleet Sets Sail

I don't normally link to news stories but this makes me sick to my stomach.

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Watermark Archive

Fascinating

Link

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Katazukue Table










Like it - save me using my arm.

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Time for the Annual Anglo American Swearing Competition

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NSFW - pretty lame anyway

Optical Illusion Curio Shelf















Hmm, not sure about this. I can't see how this would work when looked at from all angles.

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Japanese Superstition

"If you cut your nails at night, you will not be with your parents when they die"

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On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets:An Empirical Study










"Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government's invasive abilities. We theorize that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason."

Heh heh - superb

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Elvis Jumpsuits













Dear God, please help.

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Organized Crime Web Links

Huge resource examining all aspects of organised crime from around the world

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Amazing Dinosaur Plant

Link

Very little time just now - need to return to work - more posts later

Virtual Autopsy Of Egyptian Mummy














Interesting photo series

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DIET: Food Marketers Look to Chronic Disease to Shape Message

This is far too important to be hijacked by marketers.

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Hippy Hangouts

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Who's Got the World's Largest Chair?

















Who feckin' cares!

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How To Live Without The Music Industry

Food Candles















"All items will come with a wick unless you mention not to."

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Upside Down Christmas Trees

No use, this. When Santa's full of Amanita Muscaria, he doesn't need this extra confusion. Apart from that, why?

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Human Upgrades




















Why would someone only want one nostril? Or a tongue as part of their bits? (look at "Lust")?

NSFW in places

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Wacky Races Papercraft











Lots of 'em - with PDF files to download- fabulous.

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US Forces 'Used Chemical Weapons' During Assault On Fallujah

Italian documentary set to spill the beans. You need chemical weapons, in breach of the UN Convention on Certain Conventional Weapons, to "give people freedom?" And you can't understand why the world hates you?

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Dumping Of Chemical Weapons















"As World War II drew to a close, the Army was faced with scant storage space in ordnance depots at home and huge chemical weapons stockpiles overseas.The solution: Dump the weapons off the coast of whatever country they were in.The result: U.S.-made weapons of mass destruction litter the coasts of more than 11 countries - including Italy, France, India, Australia, the Philippines, Japan, Denmark and Norway....

The Army now admits that it secretly dumped at least 64 million pounds of chemical warfare agents, as well as more than 400,000 mustard gas-filled bombs and rockets, off the United States - and much more than that off other countries......."


For more pics click pic above - story here

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Department of Homeland Security Surveillance Truck

Coming soon to a town near you.

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"Have You Yelled At A Stoned Guy On A Pink Recumbent Bike?

Amusing rant on Craigslist

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OK, back to work time - more later

"(Some) Penises I Have Known"














Artist getting married - sells artwork on e-bay

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Metal Bugs

How To MakeA Home Made Cheese Press

The Mead Maker's Page

The Adventures Of Billy Bob















"Who or what is Billy Bob? He is my bright pink, battery operated sex toy with personality, a.k.a. a dildo."

A true WTF site. NSFW

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The Uses and Abuses of Superglue

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Maddox On Hippies

"Raw sewage storage (Hippies will eat anything)."

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Flashing Lemon Slice Glass Markers













Electronic lemon slices, FFS.

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Cheese Racing











Hmm, strange.

More here

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Pearwood Toothpick Dispenser














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Bacon Tempura




















What a great combo.

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Pokulator - A Poker Odds Calculator

Good learning aid for thickos like me. I've watched a bit on the telly but have never really mastered it.

Link

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Death Row Cell Virtual Tour

Bassjo - A Bass Banjo

Canstruction 2005















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OK, back to work again - more later.

Blasphemy In A Bottle














What can you say?

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Don't...
















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A Few Badger Logos

Mushroom!! -(sorry)

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Oddly Flavoured Drinks













Brussels Sprout with Prosciutto
Cranberry Sauce
Turkey & Gravy
Wild Herb Stuffing
Pumpkin Pie


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Carved Eggs













Amazing.

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Risk - via Google Maps

Great idea - I've got very fond memories of being up all night playing Risk.

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Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Boriska-boy from Mars

















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The Secrets Of Qigong

Improve your sexual health by clenching the buttocks while facing Hong Kong and eating Rice Krispies at a bus stop. Or something.

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Quite Possibly the Most Powerful Energy Drink Ever

This is ridiculous - there's more dangerous stuff in this than in tons of good herb. And which one's legal? *sigh*

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The Dysfunctional Family Letter Generator

Song Sleuth











".....the exciting new digital birdsong detective.

Just point Song Sleuth in the direction of a birdsong. In seconds, the software analyzes, identifies and rank-orders the prime suspects and displays the results. "


What a great idea!

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The FBI's Secret Scrutiny

Patriot Act abuse article from the Washington Post (and wouldn't Tony F Blair love to have something similar.) The world's going to shit and it's being steered by idiots.

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Early Modern Handwriting: Alphabets









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Popular Mechanics Breakthrough Awards 2005

"We salute the innovators who are shaping the world’s future through science and technology--and new products that represent benchmarks of engineering."

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Ask George Bush

W's got his own blog!!

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Fabric Houses















...as art installations

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Revenge

....on a beautiful Beemer 330i - bastards.

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OK, need to return to work - more later

Bamboo Rice Cooker
















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Immortality Device

Hmm

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"Yup?" "Yep!"




















It's not just hours in the saddle that gives you a sore arse!

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Nature's Platform












Absolutely true.

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Atmospheric Optics















Superb

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Breath Capture

".........we find ways to remember them when they're away. A lock of hair. Letters. An old photo. And now there's Breath Capture™. Capture the breath of a loved one or friend and keep them close. Forever."
apture Displays »
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Monday, November 07, 2005

Garlic String (How To)

Neil Diamond On MySpace

"I sang Cracklin Rosie at Kareoke last week and was then ivited to a threesome. Thanks Neil. Your songs are magical."

Heh heh.

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Oakland To Argentina On Veggie Oil

"We have a 1981 VW dasher wagon, with a 17 gallon veggie oil tank (a cut 55 gal drum) sticking out of the spare tire place. "

It's a long read but superb - a couple of years old now so you may have seen it before.

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Scalextric Cam

Guy makes slot car with cam in it - really great mpg (it takes ages to download, then the cars slow to get started but the result is great.)

Link to vid

How to do it

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A Lap of Nuremberg In An M3 BMW

Wow - just wow.

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Camouflage

Astonishing - you'll need to watch it twice.

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Become A Republican

Fat Sims














Someone doesn't think the characters in The Sims are fat enough.

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Rat Bikes

















I posted recently about home made motorbikes - seems it's pretty widespread. This Virago has a tractor seat!

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The Legend of Jesse James

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Buckminster Fuller

"These thinking out loud lectures span 42 hours and examine in depth all of Fuller's major inventions and discoveries from the 1927 Dymaxion house, car and bathroom, through the Wichita House, geodesic domes, and tensegrity structures, as well as the contents of Synergetics."

Missed this a couple of days ago - superb.

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100 Greatest Internet Moments

I'm only posting this so that you know that I'm paying attention to the interwebs. It seems to be everywhere I look.

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The GatorGripper











This is for removing your child's loose teeth, FFS.

THEY FALL OUT WHEN THEY'RE READY, ASSHOLE, says one comment and another points out this.

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Steely Dan Party

"Homage to catatonia"

Everybody takes drinks mentioned in Steely Dan songs. And the whisky ain't bad either. But I don't think it was whisky they meant when they penned:

"Lonnie swept the playroom
And he swallowed up all he found
It was forty-eight hours 'til
Lonnie came around"

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Japanese National Yo Yo Championship

I spent altogether far too much time yesterday looking at random vids from Google Video. It's fantastic and, although still in beta, content is building. Some of today's posts will reflect this.

I posted something last week or the week before about yo yo championships. This is much better - astonishing to watch. There is the odd diablo thrown in for good measure.

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Mr Bling












Gold teeth. I hate this but then people don't like my stained gnashers either.

via (hearty congrats on your 2nd blog birthday - nice site)

Sunday, November 06, 2005

Fork You















Now you too can own a hand crafted metal tuning fork dildo!

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Elf Sex

"Either they are radiantly asexual, or they are all screwing each other madly, along with any dwarves, hobbits, and men who happen along. "

Heh heh

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Welcome to the SMA Archive.

"Our aim is the ‘resurrection’ of actresses from the Golden era of silent cinema.
To do this we are securing a large body of quality genetic material from a variety of sources which is subjected to rigorous testing to ensure its validity. Samples range from small tissue and blood samples to full bones and several preserved organs."


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Disused London Tube Stations

Fantastic site.

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Barbie - The Intolerence Collection















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Office Prankster













You conceal this under the desk of a colleague.

"Whether you're looking to embarrass or simply annoy, the Office Prankster has the sound for you.

Fart
Burp
Orgasm
Wolf Whistle
Fly
Modem"


Oh, seconds of glorious fun.

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YPL Toilet Mufflers











You can even listen to the effect this thing has - how pleasant!

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Vincent Gallo's Sperm

...for only a million dollars. However,

"Mr. Gallo maintains the right to refuse sale of his sperm to those of extremely dark complexions. Though a fan of Franco Harris, Derek Jeter, Lenny Kravitz and Lena Horne, Mr. Gallo does not want to be part of that type of integration. In fact, for the next 30 days, he is offering a $50,000 discount to any potential female purchaser who can prove she has naturally blonde hair and blue eyes. Anyone who can prove a direct family link to any of the German soldiers of the mid-century will also receive this discount."

FFS

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A Scorned Lover, Glue And A Naked Man

"....waited until he fell asleep and glued his penis to his stomach, glued his testicle to his leg and glued the cheeks of his buttocks together." = ouch, ouch, ouch.

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The Military Applications of Silly String

Rob Cockerham gets excited again! (Better give another ! for emphasis!) I still love his pranks, though.

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The Illustrators of Jules Verne’s Voyages Extraordinaires













The illustrations somehow reflect the tone of the stories in a remarkably sympathetic way.

The Amazing Fly Gun

Internet Identity Theft

Interesting and disturbing thread from Ask Mefi.

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Human Bone Jewelry

All legal and above board. Makes me queasy.

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iPie

The Blue Ball Machine

My eyes! I can't explain! Either fascinates or bores. Very clever, though.

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Says God

"Here's a clue—if they say they're doing it in my name, they're lying.

—God"

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Confession time - I've got some links but I've not recorded where they've come from. The first few today will therefore not be via any site. Sincere apologies.

Edit later - this was from Bifurcated Rivets