Friday, October 21, 2005

Street Gang Pictures, Grafitti And Gang Inspired Art











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OK, that's it until Sunday, probably. See ya.

Scambaiting

















Scammers are baited then added to the Trophy Room.

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Crop Art

"Dedicated to the beauty of seeds pasted on a board to make a picture."

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Antique And Historical Maps Of Britain

Collective Nouns

A Flange of baboons?

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Gross Me Out!

"Make your next adventure a culinary one with these challenging delicacies. "

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Hairball Control in Cats

Pussy Beer














"Sumerian women were both the first brewers and the first gods of beer. By adding a trace amount of my vaginal yeast to regular brewer's yeast, my "Original Pussy Beer" pays homage to beer's ancient creators from "the cradle of civilization."

"How's your beer?"
"Not bad, but I'm not sure why it was made with anchovies."

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Feral Children

Upsets me, this.

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1O6 Science Claims And A Truckful of Baloney

This is funny but there is a serious side to it. Every day the local paper is full of stories beginning "research shows." This is followed by some drivel about ninety per cent of local peeps preferring dildos to vibrators. Or something like that. It is not research it is telephone marketing and the media are stupid enough to report it as fact. Only just related to this link but I had to say it.

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Gentleman's Ball Scratcher

Just what it says

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The Spew Factor

For people perplexed about the reactions that words, jargon and slogans cause at work, at home and just about everywhere - and what can be done about it.

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Ed The Pathology Guy

Useless Facts

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I don't believe this. Blogger have re-introduced the stupid CAPTCHA system before you can post. Although it seems to work this time, it's still a crock of shit. Do they want to lose everybody?

Prime Time Clock













Why? Can anybody tell the time easily from this? Yes? OK, it's just me, then.

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Etiquette – Correct Forms of Address

From Debrett's.

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Opacity

More photos of abandoned buildings - great site but US based.

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Thursday, October 20, 2005

Freaky Universe of McDonald's Advertising

How to Crash Satan's Birthday Party and Ruin Halloween



















"...learn how to protect your Christian family from the coming demonic onslaught of skateboarding Wiccans, Devil Worshippers, and general mayhem that surrounds the most evil day of the year: Satan's Birthday (Halloween). "

I will never understand this sort of thing.

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Hiding in Plain Sight

Animals and camouflage

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Getting Back To The Source Of Our Food
























Excellent. Click pic to see site.

Life Among Cannibals

Interesting.

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John Deere Logo Tongue Ring

Just the thing for the trendy fairm loon.

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Keep Your Front Bottom In Shape

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vaguely NSFW

Body Geometry

Nice site - Flash which is well done for a change. It's actually about sports gear (including bike seats - fwar!)

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Is It Possible To Hypnotize A Chicken?

Hitchhiker's Guide

Open directory with 12 episodes of the BBC production in MP3 format.

Might not last long.

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Ok, back to work again - more later.

Laser Slingshot

Wow

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Tinned Beef Products













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Training Your Camel

FlapArt




















Not painted labia as I first expected but faux book covers with titles like "Fast Track to Prison - Exploring the Many Benefits of Life Behind Bars" and the one above.

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Powerball Gyroscope

Nice one.

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Disposing of Dead Goats

You never know when....ah, never mind.

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Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Back?

It appears things might be working again but too late for me today, as I've got to be away from my PC by 8pm (too long to explain)

I'm really sorry about the lack of posts today - this was totally outwith my control and down to the dreadful implementation of an idea to cut down on the atrocious spam comments and whole spam blogs that seem to be ubiquitous on Blogger. I'm looking to move from this awful service ASAP.

I'll try with a few posts again tomorrow.

Best wishes.

Quill Pens from Feathers

Superb

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Blogger now won't let me post at all - I can only edit posts that have already been posted. For some reason, word verification has been turned on before I can post and even when I type the letters it requires, I get an error message saying "We're sorry, but we were unable to complete your request."

I am heartily sick of the problems this software is causing and don't have the time for it. Right now, I have to get back to work but if I can't work this out easily, then I simply stop the blog.

EDIT: I've just found out what has happened. It appears that Blogger thinks I'm a spam blog and has (mis)implemented a CAPTCHA system (even if you enter the letters, it still won't let you post) . I'm human, honest, otherwise how can I edit the posts I made before this shite system was implemented?

See link here

I can't find how to get in contact with Blogger Support to let them know their sytem is shite and to try and convince them I'm real.

I've had it folks - enough is enough - the frustrations are just too much.

Airhorns











Vids and audio samples

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Tuesday, October 18, 2005

"California as I Saw It:"








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How To Blow Up A Horse














click for bigness and readability, hopefully.

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Hummel Doddies

That's what fingerless gloves are called in rural Aberdeenshire. Knit yourself a pair here.

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Dr Who For Adults

"The new programme will be called Torchwood (an anagram of Doctor Who) and will follow a crack team investigating alien activities and crime in modern-day Britain."

This could be fantastic if they keep the humour and general zaniness. Starts next year.

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Atomic Archive

"This site explores the complex history surrounding the invention of the atomic bomb"

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Porta-Potty Prossies

"I run this corner," says the stocky 52-year-old woman, whose initials stand for Thick and Juicy. "I'm the madam, and those are the cathouses."

Memories of Glastonbury and T In The Park means I won't even pee in one of these, never mind pay to shag in one. Yuk!

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Explorion

Travel and exploration classics to read - a great resource.

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A Few Thousand Science Fiction Covers

and "an experimental image-browsing interface "

Neat.

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Warlords Of Afganistan Coasters

Solar Death Ray

Home made but not complete, I think.

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Beer Crate Mosaic








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OK, need to go back to work - a few more later.

Expedient Survival Tin

"This kit is designed to be a 72-hour kit. It is designed to be small and portable, but also to be effective in providing for the Survival "Rule of Threes."

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Walk On

"Sally Cameron was arrested under the Terrorism Act for walking along a cycle path in the harbour area of Dundee. "

FREEDOM!!!!! my Arse.

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Peter Dow Is Single And Looking For A Woman

One of our local nutters - this is scary stuff. He even lists mobile phone number and e-mail addy.

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Read more about him here where you can also read about other local, em, personalities.

Nice Handle
















Best ideas are simple.

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Nicogel

We've seen nicotine patches - here's a new take on it. A nice alternative to the post coital ciggy.

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Air Raid Sirens

Scare the sh1t out of the rest of the family by playing these loud.

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Monday, October 17, 2005

Make Yer Own Lada Niva Model
















Looks just about as shite as the real thing.

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Maps Of Medieval London

Shanghai Living

500 Shanghei residents are interviewed and their home photographed. Interesting.

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Faux Books

The Chap















A Journal For The Modern Gentleman

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Cow Skeleton







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Nolli Map Generator - Rome 1748

Masks




















Nice but expensive ++

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A Machine To Wipe Yer Ass















"Comes with 2 NEW CORN COBS (NEVER USED)"

on e-bay

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Free Kennel Plans













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OK, luch over. Will post more in about four hours.

Airbrush Body Painting













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Name, Number, Explanation

Well, it got me totally wrong.

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3D Pool Table













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Billboards etc.

English-American Dictionary

In case anyone here is foolish enough to want to visit GWB's "land of freedom."

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A Selection Of Safety Gear For Small Animals

Antique Produce Crate Labels


















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Sunday, October 16, 2005

Jamie Oliver - Naked Chef 2













Free download - click pic - may not last long - MS Word format

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Finnish Recipe Cards from the 70's

..."A good herring sandwich is always a good solution for salty snack."

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Kite Practice

Amazing

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Kangaroo Cats And Squittens Revealed

WTF?

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iDog

















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The Virtual Autopsy

Time to practice.

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Dolphin Man









Nice one.

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The Truth and Info About A Certain Set Of Storm Photos

Oh, he's angry, although if someone stole my work then sold it on, I'd be just a trifle pissed off too.

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Fractal Hot Air Baloon





















Lots of others at parent site.

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Old Hearing Aids














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Squirrel Recipes





Here's how we solve the problem of grey squirrrels taking over from our own reds in this country - I'd eat them.

Send a Cow









Postage is a killer! Nice idea, though.

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Oh, and beware of this

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Dan Osman

Speed climbing. Incredible - no ropes, no aids and he runs up a cliff. Wonder if he manages to get life insurance. Vid file.

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Duck

QT advert (streams well) for, em, clothes. In questionable taste, some would say. Amusing.

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Boob Earmuffs













Well classy, mate.

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