Friday, October 14, 2005

Chilly Willy

NSFW

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Grandma's Marijuana Cookbook













Haven't seen this site for ages

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OK, that's yer lot until Sunday - have fun. I'm off to get cooking.

Chinese Siege Warfare




















Great site.

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Knitted Robots




















I don't know why either.

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Notes From An Inexperienced Chilli Taster

More Urban Exploration

Infiltration - superb.

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Longest Nipple Hair

Gads sake, min'.

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If your choice of illicit substance happens to be the same chemical that cleans graffiti then prepare to die. On the other hand, this may well be more propaganda - I don't trust any press or political claims about illicit drugs until the scientific papers start to appear and even then you've got to wait for a few (or thousands in the case of cannabis) in order to get a balanced view.

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What Can I Have For Tea?











Mmmmm.

(Page banners NSFW)

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Virtual Toilet Paper Museum

Couldn't find Izal anywhere!!

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Pierced Pensioner Told To Wear Box On His Head

FFS - typical feckin' accountant - delusions of adequacy is the collective diagnosis for this so-called profession.

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Exorcists Training Course
















Click pic for story

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My Outsourced Life

Slave anyone?

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That's lunch over again - more links in a few hours.

The Ultimate Water Gun

"....consists of a fire extinguisher that discharges its contents under high pressure through a spray nozzle mounted on a metalflake motorcycle helmet. "

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How To Contact Celebrities

Lots of 'em.

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Anus Laptops

Hmmm - seen this before

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Musical Booby Implants

"One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person’s whole music collection."

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Home Made Nunchaku

..from scooter handles.

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Food & Drink Signs










Nice metal signs

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Thursday, October 13, 2005

Camel Toads














Click for bigness

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Ultimate Bed













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Echo Chernik - Art Nouveau Illustrations




















Beautiful.

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The Web's #1 Axe In My Head Page

Learn how to say "Oh my god! There's an axe in my head," in 112 different langauges.

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Driving With Del Amitri

I like to read blogs from my local area but missed ever decreasing cirles when it first started. Caught up with it last night and found the writing imaginative and interesting. I'll be back.

This entry freaked me out totally. All I can say is different car, different lady in mind (I hope.)

Same song, same sentiment, same experience, same town. Spooky.

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Combatting Caste

"In the rainy season,’ the woman began, ‘it is really bad. Water mixes with the shit and when we carry it (on our heads) it drips from the baskets, on to our clothes, our bodies, our faces.

Narayanamma began cleaning human excrement at 13. She is now 35."

Sometimes it helps to remember just how lucky we are compared to others.

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Cat's Eye




















Nice photos of cat's eyes.

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Cannon-Mania
















This is a cannon that fires golf balls. Great site.

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10 Things Your Butcher Won't Tell You

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I'll post a few more later but that's my lunch break over.

Insane Projects

"I purposely did not include some of the more dangerous ones, like the flame thrower that almost incinerated my best friend and the contact explosive that turned out to be so sensitive that it didn't need contact to explode."

I'm relieved

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How To Become An Assassin

Very comprehensive looking - can't think of anyone who I'd (really) want to shoot, though.

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Calculators On-Line Center

"contains over 20,465 Calculators "

in a huge variety of subjects from Arts and Crafts to Engineering

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Zoom In on a Fruit Fly!















There's also other beasties to zoom in on.

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Images of the Rhondda Valley

Artistic Tanks




















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Baby Plastic Surgery

Hmmm

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The Idiots Guide To Proper Parking

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Old Spice Collectibles

"...based on actual Old Spice sales catalogs from 1938 through 1993"

I can smell it just by writing the words.

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Dolphin Watercraft











Fantastic - I want one.

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Ironman Ironing Board











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Project Manager Leaves Suicide PowerPoint Presentation










From The Onion

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Musicians Who Blog

Doesn't guarantee that they're worth reading.

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How to Wash Dishes

if you have OCD.

FJ method - Open door, insert dirty dishes, remove dog's head from machine, insert detergent tablet, remove dog's head from machine, close door, press start.

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The Cocaine Paradox

Celebriducks
















Heh heh - that's Snoop Doggy Duck but he's got lots of friends.

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The Head In A Jar




















Creepy

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Being Stalked by Intelligent Design

"In at least 40 states, ID is being considered as an addition to the required science curriculum in public schools. "

"And on August 5, President George W. Bush endorsed the teaching of intelligent design in science classes so that students learn "both sides of the debate."

In response, John H. Marburger, III, director of the federal Office of Science and Technology Policy, flatly stated, "Intelligent Design is not a scientific concept."

A really good read.

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The Grand Canyon, Things That Make Evolutionists Look Stupid

AAAARGGHHH!

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TrashCade - The Cardboard Arcade Cabinet













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My Tissue Box Cover Collection!













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The Psychotronic Wishing Machine
















A wishing machine? How much? Aye, right.

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Hair Removal Scams And Misinformation

Dipilatory deceptions indeed.

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Dogs Don't Think Like Us

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

American Jedi

"This summer we invite you to go back to high school, a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away."

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Funny, but NSFW

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Puppy Purse

Take your best friend wherever you go in open-air comfort and pampered elegance......

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Various Interesting Science Toys

Sketchplanet

Do your own pencil line sketches or view others efforts.

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Stone Keyboard Installation















Like it!

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Baby Bottom Fan

Hmmm.

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Lego Guitar















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Want Pointy Ears?










Before and after

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Boar Collection System

Glad you don't have to do it by hand any more. (link goes straight to Google vid file.)

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Girls And Corpses













WTF??

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Staten Island Boat Graveyard

Body Shaped Bags













"Well have you ever tried to decorate your yard and make a human likeness!!!"

No.

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A Brief History Of Ordnance Survey

Fascinating stuff.

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Easter Bunny Twinkie Car

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Monday, October 10, 2005

Non-lethals

Law Enforcement Applications

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A Boke of Gode Cookery

"James Matterer's collection of medieval recipes which he has translated and adapted for the modern cook. "

Superb.

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Hairy Ears

I discovered a few of these so looked it up, as you do. I now know less than I did before.

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Cybernetic Parrot Sausage

"Due to the biodegradable nature of its body, this robot has a short lifespan."

FFS

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The Vagina Lady











Mad as a box of frogs

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The Delwa*Star Anal Heater

A what?

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The Clocky
















I know it looks like a turd on wheels - it's actually an alarm clock which you have to chase to put off. Not for me.

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Exhaust Tip Spinners














Perfect for that modded Corsa

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Doctor Doom's Top Ten Euphemisms for Sex

"Allying with the Sub-Mariner"

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An American In Chains

"James Yee entered Guantanamo as a patriotic US officer and Muslim chaplain. He ended up in shackles, branded a spy. This is his disturbing story"

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What Really Happened

"a heaven for every conspiracy theorist"

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Six Drinks That Changed History

Largest Collection of Dice

Creature Feature











Strange Sea Creatures

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Anti-War Posters




















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Sunday, October 09, 2005

By Accident

"We deliver customized accidents such as rape, assault and past traumatic experiences. All personally tailored to suit your special needs. "

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Receipts

Just what the title says but why?

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Casselton Can Pile




















"World's Largest Tower of Oil Cans"

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Super Hoodie

Life Inside A Water Bottle

How the world would look if you were inside a 2 litre water bottle. (QT)

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BBC Internet Media Player

A review of the BBC iMP player currently on trial. Looks good - I hope they hurry up and roll it out.

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Pixelfest

Don't ask me, I don't know!

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Breakdancing For Fingers

wtf?

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Six Feet Butler Statue










How cool is this!

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Humans with Tails.











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A History Of The CND Logo









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Mulligatawny

This sounds SO good.

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Squirrels On Crack

The buggers are daft enough as it is.

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Virgin Forever










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Hair Is The Hat












"DARAIN HOUSEN HAS not taken off his hat for the last 20 years. "

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