Friday, September 30, 2005

Rebrand America Challenge
















Was on the Photoshop challenge on b3ta - sums it up nicely.

Rent a Drunk












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The Fund For Ribbons

Heh heh

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Funny IRC Chat

I've posted the parent site before but this is quite amusing

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Googleearthzoo











Can you see animals from space using Google Earth software?

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You have no idea how childishly elated I get on Fridays when the b3ta newsletter come out.

Thinkfree Online MS Office Like Thingy

I've posted this but haven't really evaluated it in any way.

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Dandelion Popcorn

Are You Ready To Rock?

Just writing that header makes me tired. This site shows ways to party like a rock star on a budget, how to get on guest lists etc. Too old to try, now.

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Woogle

"Woogle is a search toy based on the ever popular Google Image Search. It creates image messages out of the words in the phrase you entered. "

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Van Morrison's Contractual Obligation Record













"In order to fulfill his obligation to his early solo label Bang Records,Van Morrison sat down in 1967 or so and cranked out 31 songs on the spot, on topics ranging from ringworm to wanting a danish, to hating his record label and a guy named George. Make sure you get past the first few tunes - it takes him a few to get cooking."

31 MP3 files on this blog

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Haunted Memories














"A nocturnal creature, old Hazel was known to walk the forest at night gathering strange herbs. Children were warned to avoid her little cottage, tempted though they were by the smell of freshly baked gingerbread... "

"...these morphing images are designed to transform when you change your position."

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Harmful Algal Bloom Photo Gallery











This is scary.

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Seizure-Alert Dogs Save Humans With Early Warnings

Great National Geographic News article

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Far, Far More Than You Ever Wanted to Know About 'Merkin Fire Extinguishers

Kevin Costner's Bison Burgers

Thursday, September 29, 2005

The Where Is Mommy Map

Explaining to your multi-ethnic brood where a given mommy is can be time consuming and interferes with the life of the international playboy. Mark each mommy with a flag or whatever they use over there.

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Satoogle

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Jart in My Head

"1960s and 1970s. Kid and Teen Pop Culture. Records. Movies. Bubblegum Cards. TV Shows. Teen Idols. Books. Games. Junk Food. Toys. Advertising. Amusing Things Found in My Closet"

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Police Find Missing Man Driving Dead Deer In Ambulance

Unmakeupable

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Rejection Letter Bog Roll

Satisfaction for rejected authors.

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Rapture Letters

"The rapture: When all the believers in Jesus Christ, who have been born again, are taken up to heaven.

After the rapture, there will be a lot of speculation as to why millions of people have just disappeared. Unfortunately, after the rapture, only non believers will be left to come up with answers. You probably have family and friends that you have witnessed to and they just won't listen. After the rapture they probably will, but who will tell them?"


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Mrs. Parmeter's Klan Quilt

"The white parts of the quilt were made from the masks of the robes worn by the K.K.K., or Ku Klux Klan."

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Dry-Curing Virginia Style Ham

I really like ham and this is a good resource.

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L0rd of teh Ringz0r

First time I've seen this one

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Rent-a-Dildo

1. You can RENT a butt plug?

2. Would you?

I'm nearly shocked.

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Dearly Departed Tours

Heh heh

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Bald Guyz Grooming Products

...including head wipes. Slapheids rejoice!

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X-Treme

Most annoying page ever.

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Eat Babies.

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I'm now getting error messages every time I try to upload a pic - getting very fed up of it all.

Chocolate Covered Bacon

Sounds disgusting, but I think it might just work.

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Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Internet Urinal










CUL83r - M$t pi55

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The Gallery of Annoying Email Signatures

Nothing to say at all - I'm going to be sick

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Hall of Technical Documentation Weirdness




















Heh heh - some crackers.

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FLY Pentop Computer

Astonishing - watch the demo

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FBI To Get Veto Power Over PC Software?

"..you have the right to use software on your computer only if the FBI approves."

Yeah, this'll really work. Over to you Charlie Clark.

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Lucky Dog Shit

















Nothing lucky about it.

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Birds In Diapers




















I don't know!!

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Reality Manga










Worth1000 photoshop contest - just creepy

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Chester The Labrador And A Wabbit

Dog chases rabbit tale with a twist.

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B2UP - Bust Up Gum

Chew the gum - hey presto - tits!

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Tom Baker Scarf - Knitting Instructions













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How To Build a Game In A Week From Scratch With No Budget

"if you gave me a week, a fresh install of Windows, and a good Internet connection, I could build a halfway decent game with no budget whatsoever."

A bit geeky but an enjoyable enough read.

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A Little Phallic Origami For Bored Housewives














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Constipation, Meth Maintenance And The Shower Technique

I feel his pain.

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Ketchup Label Design













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Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Chocolate Thong













"Note: this item may melt in transit during warm weather"

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Home-Barista

"....a site dedicated to the home espresso enthusiast! "

Nice site

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An Inexpensive X-ray Machine

What can I say?

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1000 Bars

"My travelogue of a journey through 1000 bars in 1 year"

Ouch again.

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Stanislav Petrov

This guy ..."averted a potential nuclear war by refusing to accept that the United States had launched missiles against the USSR, despite the indications given by his computerized early warning systems. "

What an amazing story! I have absolutely no memory of this at all. How did I miss this!

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Strange Things Stars Want on Tour

"When touring, Macy Gray likes to bring a chimpanzee on the road with her to keep her company."

And other such, erm, fascinating facts.

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The Red Wine Haiku Review

"99)Kautz Library Collection Meritage 1993 (California)

Comfortably restrained
Almost a Pinot-like nose
With licks of saddle"

Class

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Fishing Lures Toilet Seat













Ouch!

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Nun Terrorized by Terror Watch

The perils of being on a watch list in the US.

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Talking doggies

Heh heh

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The Maze Prison

Photos of the prison, which was closed many years ago - interesting.

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Incidently, there are some amazing links to abandoned sites over at Look At This. Well worth a look.

High Society

"exotic strains of designer cannabis are fuelling a booming market in herbal highs for affluent smokers"

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A Boeing 727-200 Home Project







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Google Earth Threatens Democracy - Again

The Dandelion













Hate them.

We have pictures again! Oh, and this is my 1001st post. Woot, I believe.

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Monday, September 26, 2005

Holy Hip Hop

"Our Mission, since 1997, is to Take the Gospel to the Streets...."

Fine but you must agree with the small print too..

" if you deny the omniscient Power of God to create all things and that all Power lies in God alone, then this is not the community for you and your login will be terminated."

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Beer Can Padlock Shim

Pee-Pee Teepee

"Just place a pee-pee teepee on his wee-wee..."

I didn't know such things existed.

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If that doesn't work try this.

Halloween Fizzy Drinks

Smallest Penis Contest

Guys, this'll make you feel better - (link goes straight to a WMV vid.)

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Installing Linux on a Dead Badger

Heh heh

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Edible Estates

A campaign to turn 'Merkin front yards into plots growing food. Sounds right to me.

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Piss Off

"The idea is disarmingly simple. Two bronze sculptures pee into their oddly-shaped enclosure."

And you can SMS them!

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Star Wars Transformers

Vinnie's Tampon Cases

Vasectomy Anybody?

This man has the answer or at least the name.

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Alice in Wonderland Slideshow

The Return Of Reefer Madness

The politicos try again to convince us with their lies. This past weekend, the Advisory Council on the Misyuse of Drugs met at the the request of the Home Secretary to reconsider the decision to reclassify cannabis to Class C. In an attempt to justify this blatently political decision, stories are leaked, research, often poorly done, is dug up and lies are told.

Try these links from the impressive Grow-A-Brain.

Umaibou

Ubiquitous Japanese snack, apparently. This guy ate 1000 in a week - unfortunately it's in Japanese but the translation gives the gist and the usual giggles.

Blogger picture uploader still very unpredictable so few if any pics today. I really wish they'd fix this.

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Sleep Tips

It does miss the old spliff and a beer routine.

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Planet X In Bible Prophecy

"We've been hit before... ...and we will be hit again.
We live in times of shocking, unthinkable progressively worse disasters:


2001 9-11 WTC Attacks 3,000 Dead
2004 Sumatra Tsunami 200,000 Dead
2005 Katrina/New Orleans ????? Dead

200? Planet Wormwood Billions Dead"

I suppose this is just the interweb equivalent of those guys who used to walk up and down the street with sandwich boards reading The End Is Nigh.

No evidence = no belief.

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Complaints.com

Nothing but complaints and I hate the design. Next.

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Sunday, September 25, 2005

Photogenic Mask







"PhotogenicMasks have been created for anyone who desires to become a girl quickly and easily."

Creepy

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Nurgle Nurgle

"We offer afforable surreality plans, starting at $50/month for our Basic Kooky package ..."

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Gonorrhea Doll




















The latest in those dolls in shapes of microbes - she's got a sister called The Syphilis Doll.

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Twix Eaters Anonymous






Learn to share

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Paper Plate Education











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Bong Vodka




















Now that's clever marketing - can I get one for Christmas?

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New Office Slang

"Salmon Day - The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed in the end. “God, today was a total salmon day!”

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Welfukya

"28% of trial patients complained of dwarfism. No actual height loss was found. "

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A Collection Of Curiosites For Study & Grins











"ITEM: Chipmunk Square Dancers Taxidermy

The art of taxidermy has preserved these critters in their natural state of a Saturday night in town. The blue boots are a nice touch. But one suspects they were added after a slip of the gutters knife."


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Moose Drool Fish Beer Batter













Mmmm

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Vending Machines of Japan




















More wackiness - this one does fried foods.

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Just what it says

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The Homosexual Agenda

"Well, if you have to ask, you are probably already under its pernicious influence and blithely hop-scotching your way straight to Hell."

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Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian

"You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours. "

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Innocent in London

don't fit the profile or you risk arrest.


‘LONDON (Reuters): - A London underground train station was evacuated and part of a main east-west line closed in a security alert on Thursday, three weeks after suicide bombers killed 52 people on the transport network, police said. A Transport Police spokeswoman said Southwark station was closed and Jubilee Line services suspended between Waterloo and Canary Wharf in the east London business district.’

"This Reuters story was written while the police were detaining me in Southwark tube station and the bomb squad was checking my rucksack."

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The Bible, Translated Into Glaswegian

Mustard Watches

..an integrated approach to time and food, apparently.

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Extra Light Pancakes

...using nothing but a big light.

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