Friday, September 23, 2005

Flatuloconomizer Super Duper Deluxe Model

"This device diverts your bodies natural gases to your vehicle's fuel tank to be burned instead of gas. This model includes a built in cell phone charger."

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The Story of Rin Tin Tin

Interesting And Bizarre Facts

Such as:

"Bizarre Fact #9:

Did you know...A headache and inflammatory pain can be reduced by eating 20 tart cherries."

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Seldom-Seen Lunchbox Notes from Mothers

Heh heh

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Black Leather Soap

Want to smell like leather?

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How to Pour a Perfect Beer









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Fed Up With Spam Mail?

One man's tale of revenge.

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Choke The Annoying Chicken
















First it's so annoying you go to choke it - then it becomes really annoying.

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Turning The Pages

The British Library have digitized some classic works like the original Alice in Wonderland manuscript and the Classic Of Botanical Illustration.

Big Flash files but worth it.

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American Lie

New ‘American Pie’ Lyrics

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Star Trek Wedding

Daft as a box of frogs

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Just Toilet Paper

"Advertise! Advertise! "

It's official - nowhere is safe.

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Ta moko, - Maori Tattooing





Sounds very painful

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PFWOOT, The Inflatable Water Pipe.




















"Just inflate, add water and…. get PFWOOTed!"

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Check Out My Subaru

Stop sniffing the glue
Check out my Subaru

Dirty Sanchez

Definitely NSFW

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Thursday, September 22, 2005

Phallic Symbols In Advertising




















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Ulli's Roy Orbison In Clingfilm Website

My name is Ulrich Haarbürste and I like to write stories about Roy Orbison being wrapped up in cling-film.

FFS!

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Bodyweaver













Make sure you pee before wearing any of these. Can't think why you'd want to wear one, though.

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Movie Props For Sale













This is the metal sword used by Heath Ledger in the action movie A Knights Tale.

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Tumbleweed Houses

These are really nice.

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Three Ocean's Tour








"This is the story of our travels to the three oceans that surround North America in a restored 1947 Tatra T87."

A good read.

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The Quintessential Sentry Gun












Wow, just wow.

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Envelope and Letter Folding

Placeopedia

Where Google Maps and Wikipedia come together - neat.

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Boobs 4 Bourbon St.

Great idea to use what New Orleans is best known for - pay some cash to see some boobies - so far it's raised more than $10K.

(.) (.)

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Geese Invasion








Dress 'em up!

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Win a Dalek!

The Blogger image uploader is very tempramental today - bastard.

OK, so it's only a small RC Dalek but it's still a Dalek.

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Famous Unsolved Codes and Ciphers

"This is an unofficial list of well-known unsolved codes and ciphers. A couple of the better-known unsolved ancient historical scripts are also thrown in, since they tend to come up during any discussion of unsolved codes. There has also been an attempt to sort this list by "fame", as defined by a loose formula involving the number of times that a particular cipher has been written about, and/or how many hits it pulls up on a moderately-sorted web search. "

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September 2005 Aurora Gallery








Amazing stuff

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I Was Made For Loving You

Another one of those miming things - this guy's the next "hero."

Link (straight to QT movie but it streams well.)

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Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Make Your Own Dog Toys

A Healthy Heart







Impressive 3D Flash thingy about your heart.

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Hacking Coffee Machines

How Many Condoms Can You Wear at Once?

Alabama Southern Belles

World's Worst Bridesmaid's Dresses













Nothing I can say.

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Fly A Disc










A clever way to market CDs - prepare for a barrage of frisbee-like discs from AOL!

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Tiger Suited Baby Pigs

Neil Young Returns with 'Prairie Wind'

Hear the album here

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Foul Deeds Of The 19th Century

Katrina™, The Drink?








Just more honest law practice - this sort of exploitation is just sick.

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Fretless Zithers









All you need to know. Good stuff.

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Tuesday, September 20, 2005

C*nt - A Cultural History

C'mon, you weren't expecting a picture, were you?

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The Home of the Catalogue of Banana Stickers

Everyone needs a hobby, I suppose.

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Marlyn Manson Mask








Nearly as scary as the real thing.

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The Old Car Manual Project








Superb - mainly old 'Merkin cars but some other classics.

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Speech-Bubble Stickers













Heh heh. Lots of categories.

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Skort Man Sleep Skirts.













As they say in all the top fashion mags - Nae Feckin' Chance, mate.

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Touched by His Noodly Appendage

An interview with the Prophet Bobby Henderson, the voice of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.

More on the hilarious riposte to Intelligent Design.

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Wild Women Of Bolivian Wrestling







"In This Corner, in the Flouncy Skirt and Bowler Hat..."

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Don't Date Him Girl






"DontDateHimGirl.com is revolutionizing the way women date! Browse our search engine of cheating men right now! "

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Bizarre Recipes

Monday, September 19, 2005

Vulva Original








For those special occasions when you just have to smell like fanny, presumably.

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Location Earth Dog Tags








"Should you ever be abducted by aliens while wearing Location Earth Dog Tags and not returned safely to Earth you will be entiteld to a full refund of the purchase price."

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Talking Pregnant Trailer Trash Doll








"And she talks, too! When you press her bellybutton, the Trailer Trash Doll will say things like "Pour me a double, I'm drinkin' for two" and "Bubba Jr., get off your sister!"

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Rejected Fizzy Drink Flavours




















from Fark

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Richard Thompson’s Song-o-Matic

One of my long time favourite artists.

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Famous Diamonds








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Rubin "Hurricane" Carter - The Case For The Prosecution

The counterpoint to both the Dylan song and the Denzil Washington movie. Interesting but just muddies the waters a little more.

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Secret Societies And Conspiracies

No comment

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Vintage Skivvies













Mens undies through the years

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My Other Car's a BMW....









Isetta

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Sunday, September 18, 2005

Zero Sex Life

"I am just a poor unattractive guy looking for a little help"

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Pics Of Cigarette Packs












Lots and lots of 'em.

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New Cannabis Strain

called Rasta

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Make Your Own Treadle Lathe

Download plans free

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BallBuster Hand Cream








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L337 Scrabble Tiles

pwned.

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Octupus Blog













Strange but very interesting

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The Man Who Rode to the Moon (and back) (twice)

Amazing

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Hillegon Brunt













Some strange stuff here - good though.

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Spammed by MyNiceMailAt .com

One man's solution to blog comment spam. I had similar probs not so long ago.

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Flickr Engrish Tag








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Canned Insects







A tasty snack.

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Glossary Of Domino Terms










You don't know what a Boneyard is ?

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A Recipe For Disaster