Saturday, September 17, 2005

pastaaaaaaaargh

I don't usually post on a Saturday but this attempt to make pasta and sauce in a kettle made me giggle.

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Friday, September 16, 2005

Ashtray Made From Phone Cards









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DSTease

"In 1984 a newspaper announced a Daylight Saving Time contest to see who could save the most daylight. "

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Making a Wax Fireball

But they also say "WE STRONGLY DISCOURAGE THE BEHAVIOR SEEN HERE."

???

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The Ultimate Hippie Vacation










Not quite a VW van but it'll do. Where's Ken Kesey?

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I Am The Egg Man

"The world record for balancing the most number of eggs on their end "

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Silhouettes of Early Aeroplanes

Gay Fuel

What's the difference between this and straight fuel?

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"NZ Finds Black Cocks Hard To Swallow"

That's what the headline says!! Mind you, it is El Reg.

Someone thought it was a good idea to call New Zealand's national badminton team the "Black Cocks."

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French Advertising






Logos, history etc. How's yer French?

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Casino Chip Collection














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Bad Tattoos

Some horrors here.

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Ambigrams

Graphical logo design stuff

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Thursday, September 15, 2005

Doggy Bags













"When your dog passes away, pack the dog in dry ice and ship in the carton provided via overnight service (UPS or Fed Ex) to our facilities in Bowerville. We will immediately gut your dog and mount it’s hide on a lightweight, durable fiberglas frame. "

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How To Make Church Popular - The B3TA Challenge

Haunted Portraits

Becoming a Psychic Reader

Infra Red Dog Dryer

"Far-infrared radiation helps to do fast dry and to protect pet skin rash."

So there.

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1000 Things Made Of Bamboo

Pics of a huge range of items - very impressive

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On the Road by Jack Kerouac - Book Covers










Nice selection.

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GIANTmicrobes














"stuffed animals that look like tiny microbes—only a million times actual size!"

The one above is Athlete's Foot.

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A Pole Lot of Fun

"....bring the fun and the fantasy of pole dancing into your living room."

I think it's a party plan thingy, FFS.

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Museum of Yo-Yo History

For yo-yo lovers everywhere.

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Scotland - World Champions










...at Elephant polo

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Fantastic Caricatures










By Sebastian Kruger

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Pearl the Nursebot

A robot nurse...for the elderly. Just the right age group to fully grasp the marvellous technology that's nagging them to go for a pee.

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Mona Lisa's Rubik Smile

Mona Lisa in Rubic cubes stylee.....allegedly.

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Treasure Island

Read it online.

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Bon Bon Land

Heh heh - a weirdly funny theme park.

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Project Dalek










Here's a fantastic Dalek resource with downloadable PDF plans, photos, info etc.

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005

The Pete Collective

"An unnecessary gathering of people called Peter!"

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Sushi For Kids











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Message In A Bottle Kits














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US Undermines Health Initiatives

..by it's crazy faith-based conditions it attaches to aid. Why isn't this condemned by every government around the world?

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Beer From Fermented Milk

Sounds absolutely rank but hey, it's beer.

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The "Work Blind" Curtain

Take a picture of yourself working hard, transfer it on to a curtain, hang it in front of your work cube and everybody thinks you're hard at it while you sleep the day away.

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Beauty Products From The Skin Of Executed Chinese Prisoners

FFS

"the use of skin from condemned convicts is "traditional" and nothing to "make such a big fuss about".

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The Works of H.P. Lovecraft

Read them all online.

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Plasma TV Fireplace










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2,705 Transcripts From "Saturday Night Live"

Banksy Hacks The Wall

I've already blogged about this but this is a better link.

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Tales of the Weird













Some writing and illustration fron Ralph Steadman.

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FoodieView

A recipe search engine.

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Little Britain Talking Dolls










Heh heh - like it!

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Petrol Direct

Hmmm - mail order fuel

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Tuesday, September 13, 2005

ShitBegone










Honesty in advertising at last.

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“The Death That Existed Inside Of Me”

Why didn't you leave it there, instead of inflicting your colonic terrors on everyone?.

More snake oil - this time with shit.

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Kaleidoscope Painter

Trippy, man.

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Winners of the "I Look Like My Dog" Contest

Got A Body? Is It Stinkin'?

Try this.

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Zipcode Man

Sad bastard, more like.

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Klingons for Christ

"But the way of the Klingon Warrior can, and should, include the teachings of the King of Kings and Lord of Lords. "

Maybe a bit of prayer will lead to better page design - it's awful.

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Hey folks! Ken here. Let's Cook!













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Power Napping Furniture













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Absolut Elephant










All you'll ever need to know about effelumps

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Razzle Dazzle Camouflage







First World War camouflage based on Cubism!!

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Unusual Instruments






..such as the one armed voilin above.

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When You Think Bollocks, Think Dr. Snip












Ouch!

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THE BURDIZZO® EMASCULATONE 9

"...an elegant little tool especially suited to crushing the spermatic cords of a variety of male mammals."

But not only that.

"....easily adapted to making ravioli,... cracking either lobster shells or nuts"

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"Tunbridge Wells Superhero"

Heh heh

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Beautiful Wooden PC









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If Goths Ruled













Worth1000 latest photoshop compo - as usual, superb.

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Ask a Philosopher

Just what it says. Go on, ask a question.

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Monday, September 12, 2005

Batman Bust Switch












I want it!

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Fight Spam Number 2334

"Tired of receiving mounds of unsolicited letters and offers in the mail? Want to fight back? Want to get rid of that old tire in your garage that the garbage man won't take? Then read on......"

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Google UnSafeSearch

"...view only that content which is deemed unfit for family audiences."

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Driftwood Sculpture












Superb

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Bush Tucker

Science Or Shite?

Pet hate of mine when papers try to report on science but end up using a marketing survey or similar to cook up a story.

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Make Your Own Snow

DNA Art








Art from Your DNA

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Vintage Projects Collection

"Our free project plans cover farm machines, the woodshop, machine shop, boats, and more. These vintage plans come from a half-century ago when do-it-yourself enthusiasts turned wood, metal and old motors into useful workhorses, functional tools, and toys."

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Load O' Shite

Eat It Or Pet It

Pets or Food ?

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I'm Late Tonight - England Won The Ashes!

The best cricket test series in my memory has ended up with England winning the Ashes but the result was in doubt until the last afternoon. Absolutely superb cricket from both sides and a pleasure I'm unlikely to see again.

Well done England!!

(I'm a Scot!!)

Sunday, September 11, 2005

100 Things To Do In Scotland Before You Die

How To Build A Pykrete Bong

Mandatory Panties

Mario Bros Fridge Magnets

Soviet Space Monkey's Flight Pants













Quick - buy em while you can - I hope the skidmarks are gone by now

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Tin Robot Illustrations






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Tattooed Pigs Feet













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Fruit Salad Tree

"bears up to eight different fruits of the same family on the one plant"

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Graphic Junkies

"a site maintained by an active law enforcement officer in the state of Georgia. "

Nice photos

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Fake Food










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Stupid Quotes About Hurricane Katrina

Rafferty Bob Ash Chewbacca Peate













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Enema Givin' Lavvy

Sit still for God's sake.

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An em, Unusual Case Mod

"....you and your PC are about to get closer…much, much closer."

NSFW

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DartMail

"lets people physically shoot electronic information at others."

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