Saturday, August 27, 2005

Curiosities From Japan's Porno Shops

Sodium Party

Dangerous but sounds like fun.

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Stumps 'R Us









"A Whimsical Support Group of Cheerful Cripples Who Can Answer almost ANY question you might have about life without one, two, three or four limbs"

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TrendWhore Bracelets

"We personally guarantee that you will be 12% more popular while wearing a trendy silicone bracelet, 14% if it’s a genuine TrendWhore, so order yours today!"

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Genpets







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Comfort Pets

This is awful:

"A Comfort Pet is a pet urn or a stuffed animal pet urn in the likeness of your beloved deceased pet."

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Catapults

Hippy Trippy Pointy Thing








Hours of stoned amusement

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Hands Free Male G Spot Massager

"What makes the Aneros truly unique is that it is a hands-free, self-propelled device."

I wouldn't advise use after a Vindaloo.

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Find a Sugar Daddy

"We are a Sugar Daddy Matchmaking service with the goal to bring together rich, successful men [Sugar Daddy] and attractive women that love to be pampered, spoilt and supported."

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Top 10 What Have the Brits Ever Done For Us?

Sense of humour required.

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Clothe Your Suicidal Inmates

....and save money. They're all heart...em armpit.

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Wash Cloth Bra

The Beatles: Don't Let Me Down

"A previously unreleased version by The Beatles. Video from 1969."

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Amusing Superhero Comic Book Covers - Part 2




















OK, the software is knacked but there's a workaround - see comments below for explanation - thanks to Arbroath. Here's a few from yesterday, y'all.

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Friday, August 26, 2005

Amusing Superhero Comic Book Covers

Blogger may be fcuked - seems you can't post pics anymore, lots of buttons missing, fonts look strange, etc. I'd have to do the whole thing manually and that would take all night. I'll get back as soon as the software allows me to post links etc

Thursday, August 25, 2005

Number 9

A short story using the titles of Beatles songs - in comments another guy does one with Prince songs.

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Bullshit Protector










Nice one - PDF of plans as well!!

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Make Your Own Soft Toy Linux Penguin













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Nice Retro Products


















The pic is of a repro Wurlitzer 1015 jukebox but they do radios and other stuff too.

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Al Qaeda Claims Responsibility for Pat Robertson

Like it!

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The MBA and the Mexican Fisherman

Coeds With Colds









Heh heh

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Plushy Spiked Backpacks













For Goth schoolkids, presumably.

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Paper Shirley Temple Doll













and all her outfits too. Not as spectacular as the Menstruating Barbie, I'll grant you.

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P-Mate






She unzips, she aims and........pees all over her shoes.

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Pee Goals












He unzips, he aims he scoooores!!

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Random Chicken

Just random chickens.

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Creative Food

Vintage Vacuum Cleaner Museum













Lots of product details for lovers of Vacuum Cleaners - there must be some, surely.

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Hot Lips Talking Radio













Hmm

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'Bluecasting': It's Spam, But Not As We Know It

Is there no escape?

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Americans Most Likely to Go to Heaven

heh heh......which is probably why everyone else chooses somewhere else.

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LEGO Harpsichord












Never really understood the whole Lego thing but this is fantastic.

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The Mother of All Excuses Place

An excuse for every occasion.

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Chad Lives In A Ball

WTF?

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Sushi Making Machine







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Klingon Fairy Tales

"Hansel and Gretel Offend Vlad the Impaler"

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Pull My Finger

Heh heh

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Human Cannonballs







"More than half of these entertainers were killed while performing their act, most by missing the net."

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Vodaphone Cheese Cover








What's that smell? There's a link to an ad on the page.

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Fake Roadsigns

Flash site (go to artists to see tham all)

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Advanced Lawnmower Simulator

S'pose I'd better get some practice.

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Stalking Cat










Help!

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Chinese Spouting Bowl

Never heard of this before - it's amazing!

"The water springs up from the mouths of four dragons, engraved on the bottom of the bowl."

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God - A Career Retrospective

Nice one.

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Chinese Name Generator

Mine is Fan Jian Heng

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USB Ashtray











Is there anything that hasn't now been USB powered? (Starts search for USB colonic irrigation kit)

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Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Let’s Save Our Environment

This is how to ruin a message - play the flash vid - truly, truly awful - but hilarious.

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Glass Eyes









History and everything else - look here as well for exploding ones.

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Beautiful Ad

Quicktime vid I'm afraid, but it's worth the wait. (Have I had too much herb today?) Heh heh.

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A Load O' Shite

" the internet's finest collection of international words for poo!"

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The Catland Gallery










A selection of works by Louis Wain - nice

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Lease Your Body

FFS, it gets worse.

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Petition Re Forced Web Site Registration

Newspapers which demand this should be left to wither and die - please sign this petition. Anyone want to do a UK one?

In the meantime, bugmenot helps stop the frustration.

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Mullet Hunt









Heh heh.

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Northern Lights








Superb photographs from Iceland. We don't see them as brightly here due to light pollution but move a few miles and it's fantastic on a clear night.

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Televangelist Urges Chavez' Assassination








This man is a former presidential candidate. He's also mad.

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Undies Turn Duds Into Studs







"As long as you have them on, you're harder than Chinese arithmetic."

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Plastic Surgery Addiction








Horrible, just horrible. The Jackson creature is also on this page, along with others.

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Origin of the Species Wall Hanging

A huge wall hanging made with the whole text of Origin of the Species with Ascent of Man overlay. The picture on the page doesn't do it justice but there is a PDF file to download should you wish to make one too.

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The Joe 90 Web Site






Memories of a more innocent time for me.

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Hyperhero










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Monday, August 22, 2005

Angry Bed Positions










Too many times to mention...

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The Ballista Catapult













"....this machine shoots golf balls, tennis balls, eggs, lemons, tomatoes or just about anything small and round."

Another big boy toy I'll not get round to making.

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As Seen On TV





Every piece of snake oil shite that's ever appeared on a TV infomercial on one site. Can it get any worse?

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Two Legged Dog

Honestly - there's a vid to prove it. Incredible.

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Top Fifteen LettersTo Viz

e.g. "I would like to thank Darren of Chelsea for not coming to Australia with Jenny. She is a great sh@g. Thanks again.

Baz, Bondi"

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Steering Wheel Cover




















Pimp My Ride is the expression and I believe "diz iz tha shiznit" is what they say in New Pitsligo.

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Megaphone Helmet

The girls never said that about me!!

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A Mechanical Bat












Just another "must have." It'll look nice alongside the model Gary Glitter and the menstruating Barbie.

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Piano Man Revealed

as a nice German gay boy who can't play a note.

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Noggins













Never heard of 'em - but pretty scary looking. Nicely done, though.

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Twiggy The Squirrel













.....waterskies

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Delights of Amazon

So here was I looking for a book on food and I ended up on the page below. The reviews are brilliant

"e.g My only complaint would be that its made my ass more tempting for others... thankfully, that taught me how to run quicker."

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More Coq Roq - Slipknot To Sue

"Slipknot's Burger King Beef"

Smokin' Gun's got the evidence

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Sunday, August 21, 2005

Make Your Own Magazine Cover













using any Flickr image.

Great!!

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Camper Saved By Dog













Camper Denise Mistwhite was attacked and nearly mauled to death by a bloodthirsty, rampaging grizzly bear weighing 900 pounds. But her life was saved by her loyal pet dog -- a tiny 6-pound Chihuahua!

...She leapt out of her basket straight for that monster's testicles and didn't let go until she tore them off...

Who says size matters?

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Drug War Clock

Madness

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How To Make A Menstruating Barbie











German site but the pictures tell all. Bizarre.

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Platform Shoes - With Fish












Lovely

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Toygers








Domestic cat bred to look like a tiger

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Throne Toilet













a snip at $10,000

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Cube of Toothpicks












and other works.

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Meet the Real-Life 'Ken' Doll













"Steve, who says he looked like a cross between PATRICK SWAYZE and DAVID HASSELHOFF before he underwent his various surgeries,..........."

No comment needed.

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Taming Hairy Eyebrows













Nah, let 'em grow.

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