Friday, August 19, 2005

The Sky In a Room

How to do it.

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A Thank You Letter




















Heh heh - click pic for bigness and read to the end.

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RIP Mo Mowlam








Mo Mowlam has died. Really sad news - I nearly trusted her.

About a Brown-Eyed Girl













Not my favourite song by the wonderful Van Morrison but (sort of) interesting article.

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Concrete Sweetcorn Field








Strange one.

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How To Fake Fingerprints

Far too much bother - just plead guilty, FFS.

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Pigs With Tattoos

I was going to post about this a wee while ago but couldn't find a decent link.

Story Link

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Miniature Shit-Spewing Horse

What can I say? You're girlfriend wears it on her head and....

Shit

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Totally Useless Office Skills

One a day - today it's The Endless Fax.

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Flow

Interactive Flash thingummy - very impressive.

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Thursday, August 18, 2005

New and Improved Scrotum Scrub

Infomercial Piss take (vid file)

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Worst Wedding Gifts Ever

Feel a bit guilty posting this as I once gave my wife a toilet seat as a Chrissy present. Ah well.

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The Restroom







A blog about what we call lavvies. Takes all sorts, I s'pose.

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The Caffeine Web

"Caffeine-induced psychosis, whether it be delirium, manic depression, schizophrenia, or merely an anxiety syndrome, in most cases will be hard to differentiate from other organic or non-organic psychoses....The treatment for caffeine-induced psychosis is to withhold further caffeine."
Clinical Management of Poisoning and Drug Overdose, 3rd ed., 1998


Can someone please explain why there isn't a War On Coffee? Nah, don't bother, I know.

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Attack of the Weasel Words

If management waffle irritates you as much as it does me, you'll love this. This guy takes it to bits in a very funny way.

"In a witty polemic, best-selling Australian author Don Watson says it’s time to protest the mind-numbing business jargon that infests our schools, churches and political speech"

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Watson's site is here.

Grateful Dead - Massive Free Concert Collection









This is huge.

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Big Feet = ?

A Flash vid ad for deodorent - horrible but funny.

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Home Made Pipe Organ












Another How To - very impressive

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If Dogs Ruled











The wonderful photoshoppists at Worth1000 do it again. Wonderful.

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The Terrorism Knowledge Base

Hmm

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The Ministry of Re-Shelving








Superb - everyone should support this project

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How to Make Your Own Hooves










"This odd little project began in response to a posting on the alt.fan.furry newsgroup, requesting help in the constructionof hooves for a fursuit. "

Dear God, please help!!

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A Very Special Penguin - Sergeant Major









"The king penguin, known as Nils Olav, has been promoted to the rank of honourable regimental sergeant major.
The bird is the first to hold the rank in the Norwegian Army. "


From a story in my local paper (story not online)

Interview Horrors

"If you were a part of a chicken, what part would you want to be?"

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The Dukes of Hazzard Album

"The Dukes of Hazzard album is brought to you by a homosexual dinosaur. To get the full effect of this album, You've got to listen to all the songs in order, as the whole album has a plot and everything."

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Kurt Vonnegut

"Welcome to the most expansive, yet wholly unauthorized, Kurt Vonnegut site in the cosmos. Here you'll find pages on each of his novels as well as all manner of detail on the man's life and work."

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Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Redneck Neighbor

with pics

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The Case Against Intelligent Design

Well argued and sensible piece.

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Gravity - Intelligent Falling

Heh heh - The Onion's take on the idiocy that is Intelligent Design

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Hypnosis in Media








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Voytek - The Iranian Soldier-Bear of Monte Cassino














An amazing story of a bear at war

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Fist of Adonis













What the....? How do you....? Oh never mind, it's a sex toy and they say .....

"Made to feel like the real thing. Crafted from an actual human hand, it is made of firm rubber. We recomend (sic) lubricant. "

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International Federation Of Competitive Eating

"Baked Beans
Six Pounds Baked Beans - One Minute, 48 Seconds - Donald Lerman"

Unbelievable.

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Subway Life

Flash presentation by a guy who spends all his time doing drawings of folk on underground trains. Nice.

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The Super Kool Keyboard













Don't usually post PC - related items but this is a cracker.

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Hellingly Hospital

Another abandoned building explored, this time a Victorian psychiatric institution.

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Pig Squeal-Off









And THIS little piggy went straight into the community care programme.

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Cows To Be Fed Grass

Too content to moo

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Crap Towns, Crap Holidays, Crap Jobs










Go on, make yoursef miserable.

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Hufu - -- The Healthy Human Flesh Alternative!












"The taste and texture of HufuTM are the result of painstaking research and extensive testing in our kitchens."

Ugh?

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Kitty Cat Condos

Pussy need a break?

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Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Birds of America




















Superb - great illustrations by a great artist and you can learn about birds as well.

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The Zombie Poison

Haiti and zombies - you decide just how much crap this is.

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True Life Embarrassing Stories

Cringe.

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Spitoon Collection











Cough, cough splutter.........tchoing!!

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OPENERS, CAN, HAND, FOLDING






A can opener

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The Offical Unicorn Turds Webpage!

"Too Hot For Ebay!"

A load of.....shite.

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Invisible Donkey Removal Services

I'd post a picture but eh...they're invisible!!

"These creatures are the number one cause of high phone, gas bills, and sexual dysfunction."

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How to Make a Set of Highland Pipes











I don't know why anyone would want to do this - play it and you'll get complaints from neighbours miles away. But hearing a pipe band playing The Flooers O' The Forest will have me in tears in a minute.

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Pee-Powered Battery









It's when you're trying to get that last bit of power for your iPod when you begin to curse that prostate gland...

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Remembered Frog Friends









These folks miss their pets - needeep!

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Rocketbelt













Wow

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Gould's Sketchbook of Fishes










Really nice - I wish I had this talent.

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Episode iii, The Backstroke of The West















Heh heh. A pirated DVD of Revenge of the Sith...

"...the captions were a hilarious surprise- a direct english translation of the chinese interpretation of what the script was saying."

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Dead Man Eating Weblog







The last meals of death row convicts

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Index of Banned Commercial Vids

Lots

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Shooting Net

If you catch the wife running away, try this.

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Fido Stew?

"...Because, let's face it, dogs are GOOD FOOD!"

Me no likee

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Monday, August 15, 2005

Can't Upload Any Posts

I've had it. E-mail FUBARed (links mailed at 0830 - not arrived at 1906.) Blogger refusing to upload pictures or any links (don't know if this will post.)

Life is hard enough - this shitty situation may carry on but if it does, then I won't. I may see you all later.

Sunday, August 14, 2005

How To Make Your House Really Depressing

"An introduction to the Gothic Martha Stewart concept."

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Inuit Recipes

from the children of an elementary school in 1952.

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Pictorial History of Mousetraps












I wouldn't like to bait one

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The Etiquette of Vomiting













"even the most accomplished drinker finds occasion to vomit."

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Street Art











"a collaborative weblog for photos of DIY posters, guerilla stickers, home-made stencils."

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Shrunken Heads













Hmmm

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Gangster Mugshots








Lots of 'em.

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Free e-Books







Huge resource.

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The Household Cyclopedia

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I have no idea where I got this link.

Designer Eyepatches












Would this make you a convincing pirate?

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The LIVEDRUNK Wristband








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Build A Cannon From A Film Box










Lovely

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