Never mind yer fantastically successful War On Terrorism, or yer even more successful War On Drugs, this is a war you can win if you really try. We'll all be really, really grateful. Promise.
The war on leylandii - one man's actions.
(Much more successful, is burying a length of 1 inch copper pipe down at an angle towards the roots and dumping about a pint of deisel a day down it for a week.) I didn't tell you that, right?via