Friday, August 12, 2005

Flavor Spray

"By eliminating your toppings, gravies, dressings, and sauces the flavor spray provides the flavor that most diets are missing. No longer when you diet will you crave the sweet taste, or yearn for flavor when you count calories. Just spray our flavor spray and you will no longer need to satisfy your craving for flavor. "

Makes mince taste like strawberries - just what you need.

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Stoned Scientists

Includes Andrew Weil, author of The Natural Mind, a book which changed my attitude to and understanding of drug use more than any other.

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How To Build A Full Size Dalek




















I've posted before about model ones but this bugger's the real size. Oh yes.

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Home Use Smear Test

*Does not involve your partners tongue and Q Tips*

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The Bacon Show

"...One Bacon Recipe Per Day, Every Day, Forever"

Superb.

Did I mention that I like bacon?

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Mathematical Knitting Pages









Maths and knitting? Yer mad!

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Bacon Transformer In A Citreon Stylee

Seeing a few of these copycat ads now.

Good, though.

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Horse Piss Beer













Honesty is the best policy

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Tongue Tattoos









Nowt to say

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PC Ez-Bake Oven









Nice but not big enough for a decent fry up.

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Thursday, August 11, 2005

World Of Warcraft/You Touch My Tra La La

Heh heh - After all the fuss about the "hot coffee" sexual content patch for GTA - SA comes this video. There's a similar patch for World of W arcraft and this is a compilation of some scenes set to music.

Love it!!

Not Safe For Work

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How To Really Confuse Your Party Guests.

A sideways room - make one, invite a stoner to stay - laugh heartily.

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Sushi

All you want to know.

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Digital Prayer Wheels

Disk Drives Make Good Prayer Wheels

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SardineKing







"Sardineking.com-The largest collection of vintage California sardine can labels on the internet. "

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BaconRobots

Eh...nevermind.

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CitiKitty Toilet Training Kit

Toilet train yer kitty.

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Aesop in Mesopotamia -Rejected Fables








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Skinny Water













Wanna buy some snake oil?

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Thank God For Bacon







Flash thingimy about dead pig....mmmm!

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Fantasy Fashion League



















What's to say?

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Adult Thumb Sucking

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Cropless Crop Circles










in sand instead.

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Rolling Stones: George W full of shit













New album has a song called Sweet Neo Con - go Mick

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Ten Terrific Telecaster Guitars













Keith Richard's is called Micawber, Roy Buchanan's "Nancy". (And I've got one too - pity I can't play the thing!!)

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Pencil Revolution













Nothing but pencils but lots about them - a pencil blog.

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The Great Fart Survey













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Things They Didn't Teach You

"SoYouWanna.com teaches you how to do all the things nobody taught you in school."

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Ultimate BBQ











240 HEMI dogs in three minutes - wow

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Pumpabike














Something else I want. (Vids under media)

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The Personal Choice of Smoking Marijuana











I could give you all sorts of academic links saying the same thing but this is down to earth and sums it up. USA based, however.

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Drawings By Adam




















Great stuff.

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The Speech Nixon Didn't Make

re spacecraft not returning

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The Dead Letter Office

"The only thing you know for certain is that your life is over. This is your opportunity to write one letter to the world. You may say anything you want. You may use as many or as few words as necessary."

Example

"Dearest mom,

I guess you were right, masturbation really is a sin. Please send clean underwear with dad when he comes to hell."

That's from the funny category - many other sad, angry and touching posts.

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Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Dear Abu

"How to get the attention of al Qaeda's managing editor"

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Very good and in the style of the Henry Root letters which were published on these shores in the 80s.

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Found Photos



















"These photos were either lost, forgotten, or thrown away. The images now are nameless, without connection to the people they show, or the photographer who took them."

Makes me sad

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Pet Tree











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Proclaim Your Innocence

...with one of these.

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Hats Made Out Of Human Hair.














Bizarre. (Flash menu - this is under products)

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Marijuana And Mushroom Wallpaper










Some nice ones.

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Tomatos Are Evil











Couldn't agree more - I've warned all the neighbourhood kids.

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Kidsbeer

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"Even kids cannot stand life unless they have a drink," reads the advertising catchphrase for Kidsbeer.

Just wrong, very wrong - note it's also made with guarana, a well known herbal stimulant.

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Vintage Drug Adverts













Interesting to see how they describe drugs we know today (and they suspected or knew) to be dangerous. Think the big pharma companies have changed since then? The now spend more on marketing than they do on research and yet still claim that the high charges for drugs are due to the amount of research they do.

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Dr Juggles










"a juggling dental professional"

and one of the creepiest, sleaziest individuals I think I've ever seen.

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Mmmmmm

Nice for those on a low cholestrol diet.

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Egg Babies

I find this disturbing and strange.

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Monday, August 08, 2005

Blotter Art




















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Shopping Trolley Spotting















"Using GPS, Prince tracks the co-ordinates of each trolley. She takes a photograph of it, document the model and make of the trolley, the date, time, location and distance from the supermarket. This information is then transferred to an interactive map online, where visitors can go on a virtual trolley spotting walk and play a shopping cart game."

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Butter or Glue?

A Hankie For Your Forearm














(go to number 4)

Stops you getting snail-like marks on your jumpers. Seen at all the best garden parties.

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James Bond's Watch










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Microscopic Art









on processors etc.

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Modern Mummification













Nothing I can say about this.

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Mail Order Husbands










"Ever drank paint thinner? Don't! trust me its a bad idea. I'm a fun lovin' guy who knows a few magic tricks. "

C'mon girls there's some real catches here.

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History of Rocking Chairs






Always wanted to while away the hours in one of these.

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Guidelines for Cats








Heh heh

"Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything . . . just sit and stare."

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Shipping Container Houses













From one bed apartments to veritable castles

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Mike Tyson Quotes








eg

"He was screaming like my wife."

As they say in this neck of the woods "''See 'at boy? He's a bam, min, a bam."

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Sunday, August 07, 2005

LoTR: The True Story

Saturday Night Live spoof

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How To F*ck a Donkey














"First, approach the donkey and establish a good rapport. "

Smooth talkin' bugger, isn't he? This is disgusting but funny.

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Make Fire From Water



















Like it!!

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Deep into Sleep

"While researchers probe sleep's functions, sleep itself is becoming a lost art"

Long but interesting article on sleep.

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A Rocket To Nowhere






A damning indictment of the space shuttle.


"With 28 launches to go, probability tells us that the chance of losing another orbiter before the program's scheduled retirement is about 50-50. But past experience suggests that NASA will continue flying these things until one of them blows up again (note that suspicious four-year gap in manned flight capability right around the time the Shuttle is supposed to retire). This seems like as good a time as any to ask: why are we doing this?"

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The Ultimate Water Pistol

Would also work on cats in the act of shitting in your garden....probably. Techy but fun page.

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Secret Masonic Handshakes, Passwords, Grips









No doubt this'll stir the shit....

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How To Build Model Spacecraft

Free 1:100 scale model plans presented as PDF files - superb, don't let the page intro put you off.

"Dear Space or Card Modeler enthusiast,

This we page is dedicated to space paper models, and you will find 1:100 scale models of the following space vehicles:
Soyuz-U rocket (Soyuz TMA capsule launcher);
Soyuz TMA capsule (Odissea mission);
Progress M logistic capsule;
Space Shuttles Endeavour and Atlantis;
International Space Station (2001 configuration)."


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Juggling Workshop









Amaze your family and friends....or bore them to death. Clever, this, either way.

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Hand Art















Astonishingly good.

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Man Jailed For Urinating On Tree











Dear Tony,

Never mind yer fantastically successful War On Terrorism, or yer even more successful War On Drugs, this is a war you can win if you really try. We'll all be really, really grateful. Promise.

The war on leylandii - one man's actions.

(Much more successful, is burying a length of 1 inch copper pipe down at an angle towards the roots and dumping about a pint of deisel a day down it for a week.) I didn't tell you that, right?

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Banksy On Tour










Famous Brit graffiti artist visits Israel's controversial West Bank barrier.

"His previous creations...... have included a bronze spoof of the statue of Justice from the Old Bailey, London, wearing thigh-high boots and a suspender belt. "

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