"When faced with an emotionally disturbed individual... who just happens to be wearing a Pac-Man hat, one may be too mesmerized by the spectacle to do much. With your mouth agape and feet frozen by wonderment, the fates would have to excuse your momentarily loss of the flee instinct."
"Create small works of art using things found around the office. Award yourself bonus if they actually work and do something. The catch - you can only use tools and materials found at or around your office."